Dunking Training in Ottawa
On Saturday, I completed a 6 hour dunking course, a course designed for pilots who fly over water.
We had three hours of theory on Thursday evening starting with about 12 of us sitting at desks in the Rockcliffe groundschool room looking attentive. We each had a pile of equipment on the desk in front of us, including a lifejacket in a bag as it would be on a trans-Atlantic flight. The instructor asked how many of us had ever put on a life jacket. The answer was that, while most of us had life jackets in our aircraft, none of us had ever put one on. Or even taken one out of the bag.
We were then given 30 seconds to put the life jacket on and inflate it, starting NOW. No one succeeded. Given that I've sat through the demonstration on the commercial flights dozens of times, the results were a bit depressing. Only one of my two Carbon Dioxide cylinders worked and this, again, was apparently typical: I had to inflate the other side by mouth.
We then sat motionless through three hours of ground training. The instructor, in his 15'000 hours of flying, had ditched twice so he knew what he was talking about. His assistant was ex-navy and knew nothing about aircraft ("let go of the steering wheel before hitting the water") but knew a lot about getting people out of things under water. The instruction was magnificent: the sort of thing that you'd never think of by yourself (take your feet off the rudder pedals before you hit the water: the nose wheel will slew violently to one side when it hits the water and the resulting pedal movement will break your ankle).
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Once we had mastered this we moved on to the more mechanised equipment. We were strapped individually tightly into a cylinder not much bigger than me with pictures of aircraft instruments on the front wall to make us feel at home. We then practised finding the door handle by following our right leg, opening the door, pushing it out and then releasing our harnesses and getting out. We were then hauled up to the top of a 45 degree slope ("almost vertical" when you're at the top looking down) and released. Hitting the water, the cylinder started to fill and sink immediately. In the later runs the cylinder was spun about both axes on hitting the water. Completely disoriented, one had to get out. It's amazing how simple instructions are forgotten when one doesn't know which way up one is. At one point my T-shirt floated above my harness release mechanism and prevented me from getting at the release for a few (I feel, crucial) seconds. On another occasion I was pushing very hard on the wall of the cylinder, just to the side of where the door was. No use, nothing moved. |
On the second attempt, doors were added to both sides of the cockpit with special door handles which fell off immediately if pulled the wrong way. Apparently in real accidents, the most common result is two door handles broken off - being upside down, the pilot tries to force his or her door handle the wrong way until it breaks and then goes across and similarly breaks off the passenger's door handle. Thus ensuring that no one will get out of the doors: egress would then occur by pushing out the front windscreen with one's feet (before removing the seat belt!).
For the final test, which I didn't do, one instructor got into the passenger seat with an air bottle. Once down the ramp, he "became unconscious". The pilot had to get out across the comotose passenger, opening the passenger's door, and then go back to get the passenger.
At the end of this we were exhausted. Totally exhausted. Alison, observing from the sidelines, took a whole reel of pictures. I think (1) she should have done the course as well as me but apparently, now she's seen it, my chances of getting her to do it are similar to those of a snowball in a hot place and (2) it would have been sensible to arrange a flying holiday to the maritimes after rather than before the course.
I spoke with our Chief Flying Instructor this afternoon. He asked me whether I was now more confident about flying over water. I told him truthfully that I was now a lot less confident. Knowledge always reduces confidence.
This was an excellent course which every pilot, passenger and car driver (cars do run off bridges) should attend. The course was practical, the instructors were knowledgeable and the content of the course was well designed and well rehearsed. And no one drowned.